crybaby

hyrude:

why is this being presented as comical advice. i think it’s nice

johnmbradshaw:

THE WINK

cat-memes-only:

rosecrystal:

vyknightadark:
rosecrystal:
if you say “i love you” a lot it loses its meaning? bitch does the sun lose its light just because it rises every morning?
You get more used to bright light the longer you are embraced by it. Thoughtless post.
So getting used to receiving love is a bad thing? Ok edgelord

achievementhaunterss:

not be like “ugh the Youths” but i think kids nowadays have gotten Too Comfortable on the internet.
like i see these tweets on twitter like “hey im 14 and i just got kicked out pls rt so i can find somewhere to stay im in x state/city” and like HOLY SHIT i cannot emphasize enough how incredibly dangerous this is. you’re broadcasting to EVERYONE that you are young, vulnerable, and desperate AND information on how to find you!!!! like i know you meant for that to be just for your friends on twitter but that’s a public tweet!!! ANYONE could see it!!! like I saw it and i have no idea who you are you are not in my circle and yet!!! so like WHO ELSE has seen it!!!

firefox-official:

walks-the-ages:
firefox-official:
firefox-official:
i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
i became more evil if you’re curious
We’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!
i’m going to get worse on purpose

soaringsearingphoenix:

soaringsearingphoenix:
The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper
Like… i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced… i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty… i have to make sure i get exercise… i’m not qualified for this

candygarnet:

shamwowxl:
wine-dark-sea:
ilyasaurus:
randomfandomteacher:
indigopersei:
broitsablog:
wildeisms:
@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?
my friend,
if only you knew
It’s a very dangerous language to learn
Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.
#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.
“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:
truly the language of love

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